Escape From Crete

Started in February of 2011, 2 braves souls and a hobbit by the name of Rad Ron, went forth to create a band so note worthy, it could only be described as epic party rock. While hanging out, fighting dragons, the trio realized that their music was too much for just 3 individuals. They called upon a local hero in the music scene known as Mattoe the Grey. Mattoe would then join Crete to unleash a power the 3 hadn't realized was there. (Fast-forward on year later) During a battle to the death, Rad Ron was stuck down by the mighty Argo dragon. He did not survive his injuries. Lost without a drummer, Crete searched the world high and low to replace what had been taken from them. Until, a shadowy figure rose from the depths of Woodbridge, NJ to take on the responsibilities of the fallen percussionist. The planets aligned. The seas stood still. And the panties began to drop. This 'dirty stoner' rock group now has the ability to slay tasteless music in such a way that it seems non-existent. Their battle continues. Their story will live on. WE. ARE. ESCAPE FROM CRETE! Within the forge, the process of making the greatest album in the history of albums is underway.