"Formed in early 2013 after blah blah blah..boring story..blah blah we think we are the next coming of Sabbath...blah blah hype machine..... Who writes this crap? Listen, there's only 1 thing you guys, gals and crazy homicidal space androids from the future really need to know about these cats in CHUNKASAURUS. THEY PLAY SOME NO BULLSHIIIIIIT R n' R. Im sittin here having a few brews with the Chin Bearded One aka I Cant Shave Gud n Stuf' aka Mr Mattin and we're crankin a few early mixes from the upcoming EP. BAAAAAAAAAM!!!! Some mighty fine riffin' and skin slappin happenin in these speakers i'll tell you all that right now. Picking up influences of Doom, Thrash, Punk, Stoner, Grunge, Fuzz.. Man, these guys just play straight ahead with what they feel, when they feel it. I sayin', a 45 second "song" with a 3 minute riff fest to take it home.. who even does that? Fuckin CHUNKASAURUS. Someone better perfect time travel and get this EP in my hands right now.. and while you're at it get us another brew" - Big Dave Wilson guitarist for L.A. stone rockers The Riptards Download the "VS. the Falcannon" EP for free at www.CHUNKASAURUS.com