Sounds Like : 'Your mother puking after you've forced her at knife point to eat the feces of a 43 year old retarded homeless man (the knife, by the way, says "blood and honor" in German on it but dont ask us where it came from). Meanwhile someone is listening to a cummed-on copy of Deep Purple "In Rock" at 45 rpms at a volume thats way too loud. Also your mom pisses herself when she pukes and thats just pathetic.'

History : 'This one time, a sketchy looking dude named Grugel made us get into a van, got us high and drunk while playing both Black Flag "Slip it In" and Black Sabbath "Technical Ecstacy" simultaneously thru a shitty stereo system (the left and rear speakers were completely blown). He then proceeded to touch our privates before handing us flashy but shitty sounding instruments and huge amps and more beer. A few days later we're rich and too good to play your shitty town. We now tour the country in search of the ultimate shed to whack it behind.'