Soggy Beard is a band (WOW!). The lead singer is a sad man, who really only cares about penguins and self pity. The rest of the band makes sure that most of his mental breakdowns are only during half of practice. The rest of the time, they kick out some pretty folky tracks with violin parts that make you miss the old country and basslines that kickstart your heart all the while a mad, sad man sings and screams at the top of his lungs while the drummer keeps them all together making sure they all finish at the same time! WOW IT’S A BAND!