Brain

Once upon a time, two gallant knights titled Grenz and Mason emerged from the Heavens above. Together they journeyed to the darkest cave in the outskirts of their village to defeat the terrifying dragon of Zous. Their first attempt at slaying ended badly, as it resulted in a number of wounds including 2nd degree burns. After a long recovery, they decided to travel to the Forest of Destiny where they found a strange, though noble knight named Charlie 6er. He was infamous for his grit, earned only through tricking the devil himself. Two became three. Alas, they all knew three would not be enough muscle to slay this particular dragon. So Charlie began to play a flute solo that summoned a clay man from the ground. They named this golem Bryan (a common name in the Middle Ages.) The group was thought complete until the golem began to shrink from his member until he was nothing but a grain of sand. So they said fuck it and found dis dood named Zak. They named themselves BRAIN (cuz' deys be gettin it) then killed dat mudda fuckin dragon wit ease and continue to fuck shit up today... The End Goodnight Sweetie is dead