Umphrey's McGee

$14.99 *A One Time Live-Only Broadcast - No Replays Seeking: Jovial, witty, unemployed vocalist and trumpeter interested in a night of warm companionship, spirited revelry, and ridiculous banter. Must also be willing to play a slew of great songs, written by people other than me. Pluses include the celebration of Michael Bolton’s entire catalog and a desire to consume a bacchanalian amount of cabernet. Sticklers unwilling to agree that we only have time for “one more song” need not apply. -BB Looking For: Casual, brief, one-night stand (and/or sit) with adequately talented singer-songwriter. Seeking kindred spirit in agreement that 2021 is certain to be a better vintage. Willing to tolerate an emo jamband guitarist, provided we don’t have to play any of his songs. COVID-free a must, stable internet a plus. -J. HA