If Fleetwood Mac and The Rolling Stones had a love child, they may be called the Mac Stones. We call ourselves The Stifftones. Midwest meets Bakersfield country, Inland Empire inspired Punk, East Coast cheese, and a whole lot of Rock and Roll all wrapped in magic. We are music. A real rock n roll devival. We live and travel the US in our 1996 Cadillac Hearse named Tania. What started as a Goonie adventure in 2020 has become the journey of a lifetime. Logging over 100,000 miles (160934 km) in the belly of our rock and roll tour queen, The Stifftones have performed hundreds of shows in almost as many towns building the best rock and roll circus family anyone could ever ask for. Our songs, like our family, do not abide by the rules of labels. We are not a rock band, we are not a country band, we are not just any band, we are The Stifftones. If we love it, we nurture it, support it and encourage it to grow. There are no rules where love and art reside. We keep our ethos simple and our options open and express what we feel keeping those in mind. Do no harm. Take no shit. Steal no happiness. One love. Have hearse, will travel.