January 2123 (probably)

In the morning…

Ingenious inventor, guitar player and full-fletched psychopath Piton Surgery manages to get the möbiutic steam drive to work on the old band bus. At the order of his master and fanatic religious leader the elusive yet, in speak, thundering Jeyzus, a cogan rail gun is mounted on the roof.

Smashing through the gates of Outpost 132 they set out to teach humans and mutants of the post-happy-years You-kay about their salvation; the omnipotent, all seeing bringer of the riddle of METAL, the only God worth your prostration – YGODEH.

After picking up The Kaptain (an old fisherman from What-We-Used-To-Call-Wales, who can skin anything with a knife and who never runs out of chew) they give him a bass and immediately add him to their mission.

For entertainment purposes mainly they also pick up a stray drag queen and low-end prostitute Melissa Rable (a semi-bionic pleasure machine that, when recharged, shows great mastery in keeping steady rhythms) give her a pair of drumsticks and throws her in the back.

With Jeyzus at the helm you soul will bend and your head nod to the sound of their powerful concoction of synthetic death metal. You will understand that the only hope for You-kay lies in the salvation of the God who gave us METAL…

YGODEH