Sparklefight

"Sparklefight is a sexy 3 way dude party tag team of up beat punk rock and roll. They don't stink or hop trains, but their message is as filthy as a anarcho crust punks dog on bourbon street. Think Steel Panther as a sunday school student, and El Duce as the dirty ol' boy touchin' priest, lube'em up with some Jack Black, then wipe that stain off the back of your pants with some Reggie and the Full Effect, and that will get you somewhere in the ballpark of Sparklefight."- New York Times "Sparklefight is an up beat poppy punk rock and roll band, but, not like pop punk poppy, but poppy's like what you'd use to make heroin. the same kind of heroin that chick in requiem for a dream was on in that "ass to ass" scene. Seriously, they're pretty dope."- Washington Post "Sparklefight tingles the tongue, and leaves a salty, yet delightful aftertaste"- ZAGAT Philly's favorite Rock Punk Sleaze Balls!