I am Cheddar and this is a fanpage dedicated to the philosophy and teachings of Hollywood's favorite hobo, yours truly. I'm not quite your average homeless person. I look like George W. Bush and it's hard to shut me the fuck up when the subject of sex comes about. I had my first sexual encounter at theage of 10 with an older girl 5 years my senior and came to an enlightened epiphany..YA SEE? during that time which is that I prefer foreplay over actual sex. I plan to one day die a soldier for christ and open a church because I've made the decision to stop talking about sex and open a church. Regardless of this fact, I've taught many people and will argue this point scientifically if necessary that the only way you can tell if a woman's vagina is dirty and smelly before actually seeing her vagina is by smelling her feet. If her feet smell like shit you must avoid the bitch like the plague or else your penis will smell like shit and the babies you conceive with this woman will be born smelling like shit. Like your grandpa but way cooler.