It is written in the old text that one day, when the moon is full, and planets are aligned, a band will rise. A band so loud, so obnoxious, so stupid, that upon hearing them, mankind will fall into a deep hatred of all music – past, present, and future. Music in all forms will be outlawed under penalty of death. All instruments confiscated and burned. A world plunged into silence. That time has come. That band - destructor of chords, devastator of ears, destroyer of the free world – has arrived………… Legendary Phallic Power Thrash band from Portland, OR