The Real Life Heavies are a ingenious blend of multiple genres, with a “heavy” focus on R&B and Rock, with a very strong Blues influence. In essence, the Heavies are bringing back sultry and iconic rock and roll sounds from the hero-era, only in a new all-original package. This underground collective is comprised of white collars who still carry the ghosts of the 70’s and 80’s, and yearn to loosen their ties when they make rare appearances in small clubs that you’d least expect. If you sign up on the mailing list, occasionally they will make a last second announcement of a show….. it’s what rock & roll is all about; sexy, loose, tight, fast & slow … with a fine cigar and a jigger of brandy.”

"Releasing the stress of today's corporate world on stages in the darkest bars with bad-ass guitar solos and cigars in the alley, these fat cats will show you what bottled-up middle age men can do when you turn them loose with rock and roll instruments." - m. gandhi