Cake Rangers

A modern day carpetbagger wandered south and discovered that three Texans, like him, were receiving messages from Kim Il-sung's ghost. Join us.

What others have said;

"I began receiving messages from Kim Il-sung at some point during the late 90s. He told me that I no longer needed to worry about making good music because, with his dying breath, he had set forth a series of events that would conclude with the formation of Cake Rangers. The Eternal Leader informed me that they would rock so hard that the global demand for rocking would be satisfied by them alone. That's why most of the music I have released since then has kinda sucked."-Billy Corgan

"Grumble? Grumble grumble grumble. Grumble grumble grumble GRUMBLE GRUMBLE CAKE RANGERS RULE!!!!!!!"-Phil Anselmo

"Not as good as the rumored concept album that will consist of Thom Yorke's farts and the sounds Stephen Malkmus' washing machine makes when its set to full."-Pitchfork Media

"Cake Rangers? Never heard of them, they sound like a gay dance troupe. And who the hell are you? How did you get in my house?"-Willie Nelson