DUME

We're three guys that like to get together on weekends and do fun things in our garage. Oh, and we're a band too. So you should listen to our music. It's pretty cool. Here's a small description about each of us. Daniel was once a bear who roamed the wilds of Russia, where he lived as ruler of the bears for much of his life. While he lived as a great bear, and led his cuddly people to greatness, he felt a deep emptiness inside him- he needed to fulfill his secret dream and become a great musician. So he made the long journey up the thousand stairs to the summit of Mount Cereal, where he met a strange man with an affinity for birds. Daniel the bear asked the hermit, 'what should I do to become a human and be a great musician?' The hermit spoke back to him, 'the journey will not be easy, but should you succeed in the trial of fate, you will become one of the world's greatest BASSISTS!' Daniel was excited, but he did not want to perform any silly 'trial of fate.' So instead, Daniel called on his instincts, and attacked the bird hermit and ate him, acquiring his magic and turning human. He then set out on his fantastic journey to learn the art of the bass, and over the years, his travels have brought him to southern california, where he has joined forces with Ian and Gannon to fulfill his lifelong dream. Gannon - Well here is a man, he is quite the man. He has a face and it is a pretty face. He dealt with all of Ian and Daniels bullshit until one day he snapped and became a trampoline robbing fetus. He fell into play with a Siberian. Now this siberian carried him into and out of flame and into other things and such. Now gannon then went to Petco. At the gates of Petco he screamed, "I HAVE TRAVELED FAR AND WIDE TO FIND A COMPANION WORTHY OF MY TRAVELS AND I HAVE ENDED HERE!!!!" He then went in and bought a gaint sloth named Herbert. He rode that sloth far and wide until Rush Limbaugh stole his sloth and the allmighty was forced to start playing drums. Then he met two people and started a band with them. He then screamed, "FOR TODAY WE ARE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ian, despite his quite apparent hispanic heritage, actually forsook his homeland mother mexico and instead grew up in Canada, where he started the one and only drug ring to EVER exist there. Unfortunately, business was pretty bad. Everyone in Canada was just too darn sensible to buy Ian's cough drops, so eventually he was kicked out of his house and resorted to living in the woods with some friendly squirrels. Soon after his squirrelly friends told him that he would never be able to live with them for long since soon he would be too big for the tree. Eventually, it happened, and Ian plummeted to the ground after a tree branch broke. Thinking things were nearly hopeless, Ian quickly made his way to the American border, and made his way down the western coast of California. On his way, he traded several thousand acorns he had been storing in his cheeks for an electric guitar and an amp. He eventually developed his skills on guitar and harmonica from the spirit of Kurt Cobain, whom appeared to him through the power of the force. Eventually, he met up with Gannon and Daniel to utilize his skills to make music, just as the spirit of his idol had taught him. Dume is a 3-piece alternative punk rock act hailing from Los Angeles, CA blending raw aggressive guitar riffs with catchy hooks and a psychedelic twist!