Kamikaze Kupcakes

Once upon a time there was a girl named Kristina Sweet who was put on a mission to make a humongous batch of cupcakes with a humongous bowl. It was said to be a doomed mission with highly toxic sugary ingredients. Hypnotized by the ultra sweet toxins, she was knocked unconscious and fell into the humongous bowl of cupcake batter. Alerted by her disappearance, Captain Addam Robert Paul was sent in to save her in his mini-transportable submarine. Meanwhile, Kristina Sweet's kitchen was filled with an alluring aroma that happened to draw in a boy named J.J. as he was passing by her house. Immediately hypnotized, he dove head-first into the humongous bowl of cupcake batter. Captain Addam Robert Paul was searching and searching, but the cupcake batter was so thick his submarine was malfunctioning. All communication to his base was lost. Professor Fifield was alerted and sent in to find a solution! Inside the cupcake batter, Kristina Sweet, J.J. and Addam Robert Paul were floating in a sweet ecstasy of bliss. Were they dead? Were they alive? Did they even want to be saved?! But the Professor was working at a maddened pace to try! AHA! YES! Professor Fifield has created, what he hoped was a solution to save them! In full scuba garb, at the edge of the humungous cupcake batter bowl, he happily jumped in with his antidote capsules. He swam deep inside the sweetness to find them. Fifield saw three figures dancing a hypnotic dance. He forgot why he was even there, but realized it must be to join in the fun! As the clock was ticking, his antidote capsules all began to explode in the cupcake batter. Snap! CracKle! POW! Kristina Sweet, Addam Robert Paul, J.J. and Fifield shot up out of the humongous bowl of cupcake batter, into the sky, into space and back to earth in glittery, electrifying, technicolor form! What happened?! What have they become!? KAMIKAZE KUPCAKES, bitch! www.KamikazeKupcakes.com - Deliciously Decadent. 'Messed Up & Dressed Up' Available now at www.kamikazekupcakes.bandcamp.com!