Billie Marten

Billie Marten is really clever and has incredibly soft yellow hair and green eyes. She has spindly hands that are good at picking things, pointing at things, stroking things and playing really nice guitar.

Also she likes really delicious satisfying treats and reads good books.

She's made a profoundly cool, catchy, emotionally intelligent new album and you'd be a fool not to help her tell the world this masterclass of song-writing and production exists.

Kindest regards to all who listen,

Close friend (anon)