The Great Leslie

In a time before time, there was no life, no death, no up or down, no left or right, no dark, no light, and no Leslie. Then an undefined deity said, “Let there be a Leslie”, and there was, and it was great, and still yet remains so. And now, billions of years later it has formed a consciousness and bewitched four individuals to take over the world by conquering the hearts and minds of everyone therein.