buRgandy juRk

it has been said that thRoughout time theRe have been gReat musicians that have alteRed the way music is peRceived. sadly, theRe aRe plenty of otheRs that haven’t. boRn fRom the fiRes of a pennsylvanian steel mill, and infused with 1990’s style teen angst, buRgandy juRk emeRged into the woRld. this band of undeniable misfits, malfeasants and maRtyRs bRought with it a sound so puRe, so Raw, so unbelievably obnoxious that all of Rock and Roll asked “aRe you being seRious Right now?” these young men would not be stopped, well, some of them would, but they weRe Replaced. until, one day these musicians began to Reap the RewaRds of theiR haRd woRk. gRoupies stopped laughing befoRe Rejecting theiR advances, clubs spelled theiR name Right and fans stuck aRound afteR the beeR specials weRe oveR. yes, these men weRe well on theiR way to becoming Rich and famous Rock gods. and how else would you celebRate this long awaited success? pick up and Relocate to phoenix and staRt all oveR again. this is the tRue stoRy of buRgandy juRk welcome to the facebook page foR some band you've pRobably neveR even heaRd of befoRe. isn't it gReat to be heRe? well, hold on tight and get Ready to Roll oveR youR 401k. you'Re about to become indiffeRent.