Asbestos Salesman

"Sludge for your ears"

Asbestos Salesman delivers a live performance of their 'sleazy wet slop' with nothing more than their vocals and a briefcase full of asbestos....

Crawling straight out of Southend-on-Sea, the duo were recently broadcast on BBC Radio 6 with their single 'bagalamb' and before this with their track 'pigs slurping at the trough'. These self-proclaimed pioneers of the 'post-sludge' genre describe their music as a mix of post-punk and alternative rock, hooked up to an ashtray and served up with a wit as dull as your overnight oats.

Their first album hit the airwaves in January 2025, and has been swiftly followed by their singles 'suck faces', 'bagalamb'and '10000 hrs', demonstrating a mix of 'slop-filled' styles that serve as a teaser for their upcoming second album. Their gigs can be described as a variety show of ecclectic post-punk, served to you by two charismatic reprobates, with the sleazy pizazz of an underground bingo ring.

Dance about the overwhelming state of the world to lyrics sprinkled with satire, inspired by societies failings, while you peer through a smudged lens focusing on the dirty and the depraved. Like huffing on a bag of asbestos. You'll have to see it to believe it, just don't breathe too deeply...