Brave The Sea

One day, six dudes woke up in Newark, Ohio after a long night of drinking rum. The night before, they had signed a pact with Beelzebub to do only two things with the rest of their lives; drink rum and write songs about being pirates... and they were all out of rum. Now these six rapscallions voyage around wherever they can, spewing their mediocre-to-somewhat-catchy original Irish/Pirate inspired tunes to anyone drunk enough to listen.

Little did they know that brooding in his hellish layer, Beelzebub was plotting a most sinister plot against them! The demon knew that the group of scalliwags' lifeblood was that of rum and beer so he sent an army of sentient housecats to drink all of the alcohol on Earth, thus dooming our band of swashbucklers!

Where are they now?! What will happen next?! And are you drunk enough for this band bio to make sense yet?! If the answer to any of these questions is "no", reevaluate your life choices and listen to Brave the Sea!