Oak, Ash & Thorn

Peasants of the Midwest, give heed! We, the vampyric aristocratic barbarian war horde of clan Oak, Ash & Thorn, throb with anticipation to man the OATBoat in summer's dying days and set sail from Colorado across the open...uh...plains? - for lands hitherto unconquered! Lawrence: lock up your livestock, your gold, your mead, and your prettiest among you, for we shall depart from the port of Denver for your shores for the first time ever with fists a-pumping, axes a-swinging! Cower before us as we pillage and plunder amidst rousing choruses of our most stirring battle hymns, including some newly composed, freshly imbued with runic magic that the gods would ensure our triumph alongside your local warlords in Hollowed and Aprilmist! Only after quenching our thirst for conquest shall we return to our kingdom in the mountains, our vessel piled high with riches and the spoils of victory, and there shall we celebrate our fortune with a feast in the halls of the great stronghold of Colorado Springs. Hone then your weapons, study your scrolls, and join us in bloody revelry!