Aquaria

Subject: Action Required: Upcoming Mandatory Team-Building Rave Dear Team, As part of our ongoing initiative to drive engagement, foster synergy, and operationalize joy, we’re excited to announce an after-hours alignment opportunity: HARD @ WORK: A Cross-Departmental Rave Experience This is your quarterly performance review—conducted on the dancefloor. This best-in-class cultural touchpoint is designed to leverage our collective bandwidth and move the needle on morale KPIs (Key Performance Indicators) through immersive sonic ideation and rhythm-based collaboration. Agenda Highlights: • Deliverables include: glow sticks, quiet quitting rituals, and ideating + iterating, passive aggressive out-of-office replies • DJ sets from the folks in Legal • HR violations in real time • Scalable, actionable grinding, agile sprints • Safe space for malicious compliance and bandwidth burnout • KPI-themed line dancing (Q2 Forecast Edition™) This is a mandatory fun opportunity. Please circle back by EOD to ensure stakeholder alignment and avoid escalation. LOOKS Business Casual Slutcore (circle back with HR for guidelines) • business goth • ties • thigh highs • Slack CHANEL • clipboards MUSIC Aquaria [https://soundcloud.com/giovanni-palandrani] Griffin Maxwell Brooks [https://soundcloud.com/griffin-brooks-63616100] Joopiter [https://soundcloud.com/joopiterbk] EXPERIENCES Every event at House of Yes includes experiences and activations that may involve pickles, feelings, mild confusion, time-dilation, and enthusiastic consent. We can’t tell you what’s happening yet—but it will probably be weird, wonderful, and slightly inappropriate. GROUPS & RESERVED TABLES Take your night to the next level. We offer packages for groups, special celebrations or just because you're fabulous. Book yours at houseofyes.org/tables [http://houseofyes.org/tables] GET ON THE LIST  Subscribe for first access to tickets and special invites: houseofyes.org/yesemails [https://www.houseofyes.org/yesemails]  SAFER SPACES POLICY House of Yes is a space for everyone to feel welcome. We have zero tolerance for harassment, unwanted touch, and discrimination. Always ASK before touching anyone. If someone is making you uncomfortable, speak to a security guard or ask for a manager - we will help you. All restrooms in our venue are gender neutral. Find out more at houseofyes.org/safer [https://www.houseofyes.org/safer] INFO & FAQ 21+ | No Re-Entry | No Refunds | More questions? Head to houseofyes.org/FAQ [http://houseofyes.org/FAQ]  #DANCE #PARTY @HOY