Collars

Remember going in washing machines when you were a kid? Home alone, left to your own devices, you’d see the entrance, left open to aerate after use. Switching on the machine, you’d leap right in. What a time. Round and round you’d go, gargling and chuckling as you went. You wouldn’t have to shower for days. Remember? Mum would wonder where all her Persil went. She’d stare incredulously at the empty tub bought two days previously, swearing and shouting. Meanwhile, you’d be passed out somewhere, dizzy and covered in vomit, but yet the cleanest you’d ever felt in your life. Now, if you put a can in a washing machine, particularly an entire bag of them, it makes an irritating racket. Awful, ear-splitting noises that only get worse as the cycle progresses. Working from home? Forget about it. You may as well be in the middle of a building site, watching up close as a bacon-sarnie-chewing behemoth wields a drill like a maniac. It’s unpleasant to say the least. Fortunately, 30 June 2022 is not about either of those things. Voodoo Daddy’s will tremble and heave as the mesmerizing Theo Sayers (fb.com/theosayersmusic) weaves his magic, the astronomically powerful Collars (fb.com/collarstheband) perform their giddy dance, and Bag of Cans (of course) pelt the audience with an array of vegetables. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.