Frenzal Rhomb

2025 is an election year, and for too long the major political parties have ignored theregions of this vast brown land.  That is why the FRPP (Frenzal Rhomb Political Party) has today announced, on its25th-ish anniversary, a pledge to bring the songs of A Man’s Not A Camel intoregional centres across Australia. “It is a failure of the major political parties and stain on the very history of this greatnation, that simply because you live outside of the major city centres, for the last twoand a half decades you have been deprived of sweet guitar riffs, 90s slap bass, sickdrum beats, and harmonised rhymes about beer. The FRPP’s A Man’s Not ACamelpaign pledges to end that drought, and bring the songs of Frenzal Rhomb’smajestic, iconic, exalted album A Man’s Not A Camel BACK to regional Australia.  We will make sure no town* will ever again go without seeing songs like “Never HadSo Much Fun”, “We’re Going Out Tonight” and “You Are Not My Friend” as they weretruly intended. Live, loud, and played by people 25-ish years older than when theywere recorded.  No, Frenzal Rhomb cannot balance the budget. Nor can we solve Australia’shousing crisis. We can’t even produce green carbon to get us to net zero (but thenagain no one can). But we CAN bring A Man’s Not A Camel to the beer-soakedstages of regional Australia. And you CAN trust us, we’re the ones who told you thatinteresting historical fact about dinosaurs in song. Also it can’t be pork-barreling;none of us eat meat.  Vote 1: the FRPP and the A Man’s Not A Camelpaign. VITRUVIAN DROMEDARIES FOREVER!* as long as the town is on the list of gigs.