Michael Blaustein

Michael’s show was great. He’s awesome. The rest of the comedians need to take some time to learn about their craft and adjusting to the room they are in. They all as a whole need to stop blaming the crowd for not having energy or not being funny. It’s not the crowds job… the crowd or audience PAID to be entertain by comedians… so tell better jokes!! The material has to be written for the room it can’t just be universal. I wonder if any of the comedians last night even think about this kind of thing. The problem with that room is that they serve food. So from an audience members perspective … you walk in and after being lectured twice about no phones, turn it off or on vibrate, you have to use your phone to scan a QR code to order!! WTF???? So now I’m fumbling with my phone embarrassed as fuck hoping the comedian doesn’t call me out for using it cuz I’m just putting in my MANDATORY order. Get the problem with the room yet???? The order system is not user friendly the first time. Signing up is a pain in the ass and takes forever. The credit card section doesn’t allow the phone to use its autofill feature so now I’m fumbling for my CC to put my information in… all while trying to listen but not really paying attention to the comedian who’s pissed off cuz people arent laughing enough. Get the problem with the room yet??? Now food comes. I’m eating!! How the fuck am I supposed to laugh and clap when I’m eating you stupid MFers?????? Who came up with this idea and didn’t inform the comedians that huh yeah the audience might not be like other audiences. You may have to use different material. JFC. There were a bunch of whiny bitchy babies on stage last night. My life sucks. My gf kicked me out. Oh yeah. That’s funny!!!! Let me laugh so hard at that. You dress like an 14 yr old slob and mope around the stage belly aching about all your life’s problems. Who gives a fuck???? I have my own problems! I came here to relax and have some fun and be entertained. You ain’t doing it. It’s not the crowd… it’s you!!! Your material. Your delivery. Both suck. If you work a dinner room you need to do quick one liners. Set them up and knock them down. You tube Don Rickles. Or any of the other old OG comedians that died before you were born. They all worked supper clubs so same situation… THINK about who your audience is and what they are doing. WTF. How hard is this to figure out??? Have any of the comedians from last night EVER gone to the club as an audience member and ordered food to experience a show exactly like it is???? This is Comedy 101 wtf??? Also, last night there were a group of people together that every comedian struggled to figure out the dynamic. The audience heard it over and over and over so it got redundant and the feedback was weird cuz comedians weren’t paying attention to the people that went ahead of them. So yeah there was a lot of disconnect between the comedians and the audience because the comedians did a piss poor job of preparing for their set. Total lack of professionalism to walk on stage unprepared. Retired college professor that evaluated 1000s of in-class and video presentations. Current VP R&D for lifestyle nutrition brand.

Funny and it was a good time!