PXR

PXR is a high dose adrenaline substitute and is not recommended for patients with known road rage or those who spend more than 2 hours a week in anger management counseling. Consumed in moderate doses, PXR can improve your sex life, as well as, your taste in music. PXR is a balanced mixture of percussion, strings, and vocals meant for high volumes. You MAY consume alcohol with PXR. CAUTION: Do NOT mix with elevator music or lunch meat. If you have sudden cravings for PXR contact a radio station near you and request a dosage. If symptoms persist, contact your nearest venue and request a live dosage. Known side effects are: Stiff or sprained neck, bleeding from the ears, explosive diarrhea, aneurysms, temporary or permanent blindness, cankles, swollen genitals, and most importantly, necrophilia.