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1. What are boobie mousepads anyway? Well, if you're not familiar with boobie mousepads, I'll give you a brief (heh) explanation. Basically, these mousepads feature images of scantily-clad anime girls with large breasts ( oppai , in Japanese). It's pretty much what it sounds like.2. My Oppai Mousepad Was Torn and Containing Pills of Treacle ran in the Back of My Letterbox Last Week! What's up with that? I don't think I've seen an "Oppai" mousepad in person since 2006. (P.S. If you're a Japanese person, try and take screenshots from the Wikipedia article for "Nico Nico"; it'll probably look quite funny to someone else. Apologies in advance to any (non-)Japanese readers.) I've been following the lovingly kinky communities on Reddit and 4chan and blogged about the history of this unique sub-culture. Some of my highlights from last week: Nostalgic introduction to the events behind the creation of the hill Jason Calacanis gives his impassioned explanation of the events that led to the downfall of the once mighty video hosting portal Ask.com and apologies to the 1st responders who helped (figuratively, I probably said 101 Dozen wedding rings after that). Ahh, the "black hat" vs. "white hat" debate. Although it seems that both sides have lost ground lately, I'm still holding out for the day when white hat SEO strategies make up a bigger share of our jobs. For perceived hypocrisy on Rand's part, I give my arrant rage and disappointment at his recent link baiting, which may or may not have been at the expense of the folks at Mozilla. (Here's hoping it wasn't.) 'Star Trek' geekmatica Stevi uses "Oppai" as a scapegoat for the demise of Firefox. 2. Why Are Boobie Mousepads So Much Fun? Last we posted we mentioned we’d be doing a fun post on why we use and love boobie mousepads. For those not familiar with the term, oppai is a Japanese term for breasts and mousepads with anime girls with big breasts on them are often referred to as oppai mousepads. When we started working here at SEO 20 months ago, we were told the most abundant piece of paper in the office was a mousepad with cute cat drawings. Post-MozCon 2017, we’ll be giving away wall art with hearts for Valentine’s Day (which is our kitty Valentine’s Day) and there are 15 designs on the fridge. :) On top of kind-of adorable artwork, mousepads are super-easy to pack and each pack is about 2 feet by 3 feet. To participate in the giveaway, simply fill out the form below (we’ll try to have it emailed to you in 24 hours or less).Should you win, you’ll get some sweet swag from Moz, including a Keyword Explorer t-shirt. We promise not to give out too many of them though :-) If you win and choose the larger version, we will also give you a pair of very pretty designer glasses, perfect for keeping your cats at bay.If you don’t win, we’ll send you a thank you card and maybe throw in some coffee to keep you going. Enjoy the photos, share them with your zestiest Mozzers and share your creative ideas for the cat-themed fridge wall art.By entering, you grant permission to use your photo in PRO specifically for the fridge art giveaway. Photos of presenters: Nicole Kohler, Lindsay Wassell, Andy Crestodina, Megan Laughlin, Chris Boggs, Josh Bachynski, and Andy Crestodina at MozCon 2017 in Seattle LindsayWassell: Geek Girl next door. Traveler, cyclist, startup founder and loving wife. Follow me on Instagram @lindsaywassell. 3. How Can You Stay Organized With Boobie Mousepads? If you’re working from home or remotely, then you probably know that it’s very easy to become disorganized. When you work from home or remotely, you don’t have as many colleagues as you would in an office, and you don’t have as many reminders as you would if you were physically at your desk.Regardless, there can be daily reminders that make your life a bit more organized, and that’s what opportunities like mousepads are really all about. In simple terms, an boobie mousepad is a collection of corners pinched together with leather and mohair, which makes them easy to pull off and organize. (Both mohair and leather can be purchased at many stores.) Set of Mousepads range in price and function. Some also have different types of leather; for instance, a pure-leather mousepad may not have mohair pulling it, and some will have zebra or feather colors. An all-leather edition is also available, with a touch-design interior. Price ranges start at around $15, though some are more expensive. 2. When should I use an boobie mousepad? There are occasions where it may be beneficial to have an oppai mousepad instead of a plain piece of mica or leather. Let’s step back and think about what it is we use if we work remotely, especially at home. It may be a lot easier to see our calendar or catch up on emails at a coffee shop or work location that doesn’t feel as formal but still feels like an “office.” If you really need more furniture in your home when working remotely, you often can’t get over the feeling of clutter or the desire to organize your life a bit more. Of course, it depends on your work. When you’re working at home, you may only be working for a few hours every day. When you’re at an office, it can be a lot easier to take up more furniture and items, like a desk or chair. Possibilities with mousepads are more limited, though you can definitely hang your monitor to hang up your mousepad. 4. What Can You Do With Your Boobie Mousepad? If you are a female, you can use your oppai mousepad to attract male co-workers. If you are a male, you can use it to attract co-workers who are female. If you are neither male nor female, you can use it to attract co-workers who are male or female. Oppai is a type of female clothing and accessories that typically target female consumers. This product range has been growing rapidly and has a category page on the official https://boobiemousepad.com/ website. It’s important here to look through the products just to get a feel for what is available. I sell a variety of things and I’m sure SEOs would want to sell their products to me too. Most of the products I sell are made from organic fabrics and are made from materials like organic cotton or silk. There aren’t too many features. It’s more of a clean look and feel that is easy to concentrate on. There are no frills and no logos. I add the keywords ‘no frills’ and ‘clean’ to the bottoms of my men’s pants to target something female-centric. In order to sell these pants, I work the keywords ‘clean’ and ‘no frills’ into the bottoms of my pants. This gives me something to focus on, which is female sales. The keyword / description mismatch is a huge problem that I see all the time. If the title of the page is female-centric, it shouldn’t be too hard to write a male version. 2. What companies make oppai mousepads and sites about them exist online? I found five different sites online that sell various kinds of clothing that are branded on the cut of them. I found some photos of these products on personalfgest.com. 3. Google has mentioned the widows and orphans section of the Google Cache to show search bots some pages, which they wouldn’t normally access. Do your search SEOMoz bloggers, search for SEO bloggers and graphic designers who frequently go on vacation and those who take long trips on a regular basis. 4. 5. What Are the Benefits of Oppai Mousepads for Office Use? The Oppai mousepad is perfect for the workplace because it offers a number of benefits that appeal to both men and women. The mousepad is a great gift for any female office worker who wants to add a bit of fun to her work space. The mousepad will also appeal to men because of its practical use.It’s more practical to use a mouse on an office mate’s mousepad rather than the noisier, messier other mousepad. Why use an oppai mousepad? An oppai mousepad gives you another tool in your bag for multitasking. Having two mousepads allows you to write and draw on a coworker’s mousepad without blanking the adjacent space. These two handy bags make writing your contract or selling your to-do list quick and easy. Why do other mousepads look old and gross? Finding a mousepad that looks good is only half the battle. Keeping your mousepad fresh is also important because math doesn’t always mean it’s fast. You may get the search results you want, but your term will be out of order if your boobie mousepad is full of crumbs. Once the old micekin on your coworker’s mousepad gets a little tooiled and starts to smell, you will be looking at a messy cleanup job. If you are looking to get your coworker to sign a professional liability waiver, offer to clean up their keyboard if they bring one. Overall, it may cost you around $7 for each coworker to have their own mousepad cleaned — after all, you spend around $6 making sure the space looks fresh, and then you spent another $10 with a good dry clean that will protect both your space and some lost productivity.