Commie Hilfiger

People often ask..is it possible to be kicked out of Russia for being TOO communist? Yes. Yes it is. Meet Commie Hilfiger.When FIVE retired KGB agents grew increasingly restless after the fall of the Soviet empire they began to seek out a new land to sow the seeds of the revolution.After much consideration the comrades agreed to set up headquarters in Houston,Texas-mecca of consumerism..capitalism and of course,the home of former Russian Olympic Champion Svetlana Boginskaya.The members quickly realized that the most effective way to capture the hearts and souls of mindless consumer youth is to put down their weapons and pick up guitars.Delivering a theatrical and hilarious live performance,the band continues to build an army of commie converts at an alarming rate.With a catchy blend of quirky punk,powerful rock & roll and fist raising anthemic sing-alongs,Commie Hilfiger will topple your country's capitalist infrastructure.As you're reading this,the comrades are gassing up their Yugo,polishing their boots and heading your way.The revolution is coming..it is impossible to resist! So bring Commie Hilfiger to your town and we'll party like it's 1917(the year of the Bolshevik Revolution). People often ask..is it possible to be kicked out of Russia for being TOO.. communist? Yes. Yes it is. Meet Commie Hilfiger.