Retrovyzor
Festival de Nuevas Bandas
Middle East
472-480 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, MA 02139
Nov 22, 2019
8:00 PM EST
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Retrovyzor Biography
Retrovyzor es el resultado del delirio de un brother que se toma fotos y toca una musiquita de vez en cuando. Un día despertó y estaba convencido de que se había convertido en una Iguana, de ahí su vida fue en picada, se le desinfló su muñeca favorita y desarrolló una adicción a lamer cables eléctricos. Este último ha llegado a ser la mayor fuente de infelicidad de su madre y según una declaración del Ministerio Popular del Plasma y Energía Universal, es la causa principal de los cortes de luz en Venezuela. Pero bueno fuera de eso, Juan es un tipo chévere con pocos amigos porque a la mayoría de la gente se espanta cuando se pone de rodillas a olerles los pies. Así que si eso es lo tuyo, llégate a un concierto, capaz y te ganas una lavadora @Retrovyzor en redes y Pornhub.
Retrovyzor is the result of dude called Juan having too much time on his hands. He likes to take pictures of himself and record noises with the computer as a way to cope with his delusions. One day he woke up convinced he had turned into an Iguana and spiraled into a bottomless psychiatric free fall. When his favorite doll ran out of air, he developed an addiction to licking electric power lines and has since been declared the main cause of Venezuela's power outage crisis. Needless to say, he's the reason his mother cries herself to sleep with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol gripped tightly close to her chest. But other than a few things, Juan's a pretty swell dude with very few friends.
Read MoreRetrovyzor is the result of dude called Juan having too much time on his hands. He likes to take pictures of himself and record noises with the computer as a way to cope with his delusions. One day he woke up convinced he had turned into an Iguana and spiraled into a bottomless psychiatric free fall. When his favorite doll ran out of air, he developed an addiction to licking electric power lines and has since been declared the main cause of Venezuela's power outage crisis. Needless to say, he's the reason his mother cries herself to sleep with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol gripped tightly close to her chest. But other than a few things, Juan's a pretty swell dude with very few friends.
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