Safety 3rd!

Once upon a far-away in the past/future time there was a crack in reality. After the big boom-crack these guys emerged from the rubble. They found a large cavern with musical equipment in a corner.
Chadd snagged the lead guitar, Simon sat behind the drums, Brian gravitated to the bass, Dave chose rhythm guitar and Sam grabbed the mic to sing.
Sounds of glorious anarchy. Safety 3rd was born!