Slevyn

A simple man, went on a simple trip. On that trip, he went for a hike, on that hike he entered a cave. In that cave he came across a stream, he entered that stream and came upon a crab. That crab said unto him. "Dude, you've done way too many drugs, you're talking to a crab" Then he woke up, and realized he wasn't simple, he wasn't on a trip, he wasn't in a cave, there was no stream, but for some reason a crab in a top hat was on his chest.