The Whatleys

The Whatleys were formed out of necessity during the great music famine of (insert year formed). An unlikely squad of musicians came together in defense of the scene of a small town nestled in the hills of Pennsylvania. During a battle that could only be described as "indescribable," four heroes emerged victorious.

Eddie Fisher: classically trained in both landscaping and the deadly art of metallurgy has morphed these abilities into both singing and playing the bass guitar.

Hiro McNulty: an expert in Legos whose mild mannered nature and guitar skill hides an innate accuracy with the boomerang.

TJ Frech: known across the land as "teechae" which in the Iroquois language means "he who speaks to weasels" wields the guitar with ferocity.

Jim: not just a drummer... Also mostly human.

Eddie, Hiro, Jim, and TJ honed their skills in a secret lair and came to be known as THE WHATLEYS. Together they have battled karaokes, cover bands, hippies, and other villains in their quest to free the world from the super villains known collectively as "The Top Forty." The battle rages on…