Coley

Coley aka Coley Cheese aka Coley Chatterbox aka Coley Coupons aka Too Many AKAs. Some dude from Philly. I make tunes and talk about stuff. CEO of Revel. Hustlutionary. Slanged weed to pay my tuition then finished that sh*t in 3 years magna cum bout it…college = too expensive these days. Worked on Wall Street for a year then quit within an hour of getting my bonus. Rather scrap my way. I just like makin’ thangs. Told Ma at age 5 I figured out the meaning of life…she told me I didn’t have enough experience. She’s still right. I think it has something to do with turning anything negative into a positive. My parents divorced when I was a kid. Choppy waters…but happens a lot these days. My Pops went batsh*t crazy…but I’ll still rip bongs made out of scrap metal with him in his shed. My grandfather died the week I was born…he was a mechanic nicknamed “Hogie” (spelled it wrong on his arm tattoo too). God bless Wawa. My other grandfather was a Flying Tiger in World War II. I have 4 lesbian aunts who get more p*ssy than you. Who gives a shit who marries who? I’m married to the art…and the game...depends on the day. I once nearly drowned in a storm off the coast of the Dominican Republic. Saw thangs different ever since. We only got 1 ride…bet the f*ckin’ farm. I’ve failed a buncha times. I’ve succeeded a buncha times. I’d like to think that I inspire people to follow their dreams and not take themselves so seriously… but that sounds kinda serious. I’ma Conscious Capitalist. I only push products I believe in... shamelessly. My buddies are my partners in Revel…profit sharing and worker owned companies are the key to solving our country’s economic inequality. I won the election for Vice President of my high school class with a 7 second speech…I promised no long speeches. I have an satirical political party called “The Pragmatic Party” that promotes using logic, not ideology to solve things together. Our country is too divided. We're all Americans mother*ckers. I keep it real. I hustle my balls off. I like biz, broads and phillyosophizin’. I love snuggling and cheesesteaks and down to snuggle with cheesesteaks. I just wanna spread love & laughs. I mispronounce things often. I spill often. I don’t know what it all means, I just know... Life’s f*ckin awesome. Revel Wit Me, Coley Musician / Comedian / CEO of Revel