The Phonies
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APR
06
2018
Philadelphia, PA
The Fire
I Was There
OCT
31
2017
Philadelphia, PA
Milkboy
I Was There
OCT
13
2017
Philadelphia, PA
The Barbary
I Was There
SEP
09
2017
Philadelphia, PA
Kung Fu Necktie
I Was There
AUG
04
2017
Philadelphia, PA
Bourbon and Branch
I Was There
JUN
28
2017
Allston, MA
Wonder Bar
I Was There
JUN
26
2017
New York, NY
Knittign Factory
I Was There
DEC
11
2016
Philadelphia, PA
The Fire
I Was There
OCT
18
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Bourbon and Branch
I Was There
SEP
16
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Ortlieb's
I Was There
JUL
21
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Bourbon and Branch
I Was There
JUL
16
2016
Philadelphia, PA
The Voltage Lounge
I Was There
MAY
20
2016
Philadelphia, PA
The Voltage Lounge
I Was There
NOV
28
2015
Philadelphia, PA
Ortlieb's
I Was There
MAR
29
2015
Philadelphia, PA
The Balcony
I Was There
OCT
23
2014
Philadelphia, PA
Connie's Ric Rac
I Was There
SEP
08
2013
Asbury Park, NJ
The Saint
I Was There
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About The Phonies
A history of The Phonies member by member Jack Bear: Thomas Edison was just walking down the street and suddenly he went through a fission portal. Don't tell anyone but he went into the future and put on a hat and joined The Phonies. It's a big secret because everybody in the past is wondering where thomas edison went and if they find out that he was secretly jack bear in the future they would be pissed. Will Kettner: in a last resort surgery to get his heart re-started after a freak dracula attack, will kettner was successfully fused with a lion. In his prime, the lion was a mean son of a bitch to say the least--and trust me i dare not say more because children might happen on this page at any time. This lion hearted gun slinging magician robot became the one and only guitarist to ever play in The Phonies. Dan Lipshutz: It was dark, it was stormy, it was the day that Dan Lipshutz emerged from the depths of hell to corrupt the realm of living mortals with iron-fisted machete wielding madness. One time he blew something up and it was really crazy you probably heard about it already so i needn't go into details. And at some point he decided to grace the earth with the beautiful voice of a thousand fallen angels. Andy Silverman: Once a country boy, always a country boy. Until, that is, your blood is poisoned with un-killable super-anthrax turbo edition 2. Things certainly looked bad for little Andy, he was on the verge of death, then he died. However, by some miraculous miracle of miracles, the big man upstairs allowed him a second chance. "on one condition" said the big man upstairs, "i am granting you my power of bass playing insanity... you must join The Phonies... you must rock."
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Genres:
Alternative, Indie
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Bandsintown Merch
Circle Hat
$25.0 USD
Live Collage Sweatshirt
$45.0 USD
Rainbow T-Shirt
$30.0 USD
Circle Beanie
$20.0 USD
concerts and tour dates
Past
APR
06
2018
Philadelphia, PA
The Fire
I Was There
OCT
31
2017
Philadelphia, PA
Milkboy
I Was There
OCT
13
2017
Philadelphia, PA
The Barbary
I Was There
SEP
09
2017
Philadelphia, PA
Kung Fu Necktie
I Was There
AUG
04
2017
Philadelphia, PA
Bourbon and Branch
I Was There
JUN
28
2017
Allston, MA
Wonder Bar
I Was There
JUN
26
2017
New York, NY
Knittign Factory
I Was There
DEC
11
2016
Philadelphia, PA
The Fire
I Was There
OCT
18
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Bourbon and Branch
I Was There
SEP
16
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Ortlieb's
I Was There
JUL
21
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Bourbon and Branch
I Was There
JUL
16
2016
Philadelphia, PA
The Voltage Lounge
I Was There
MAY
20
2016
Philadelphia, PA
The Voltage Lounge
I Was There
NOV
28
2015
Philadelphia, PA
Ortlieb's
I Was There
MAR
29
2015
Philadelphia, PA
The Balcony
I Was There
OCT
23
2014
Philadelphia, PA
Connie's Ric Rac
I Was There
SEP
08
2013
Asbury Park, NJ
The Saint
I Was There
Show More Dates
About The Phonies
A history of The Phonies member by member Jack Bear: Thomas Edison was just walking down the street and suddenly he went through a fission portal. Don't tell anyone but he went into the future and put on a hat and joined The Phonies. It's a big secret because everybody in the past is wondering where thomas edison went and if they find out that he was secretly jack bear in the future they would be pissed. Will Kettner: in a last resort surgery to get his heart re-started after a freak dracula attack, will kettner was successfully fused with a lion. In his prime, the lion was a mean son of a bitch to say the least--and trust me i dare not say more because children might happen on this page at any time. This lion hearted gun slinging magician robot became the one and only guitarist to ever play in The Phonies. Dan Lipshutz: It was dark, it was stormy, it was the day that Dan Lipshutz emerged from the depths of hell to corrupt the realm of living mortals with iron-fisted machete wielding madness. One time he blew something up and it was really crazy you probably heard about it already so i needn't go into details. And at some point he decided to grace the earth with the beautiful voice of a thousand fallen angels. Andy Silverman: Once a country boy, always a country boy. Until, that is, your blood is poisoned with un-killable super-anthrax turbo edition 2. Things certainly looked bad for little Andy, he was on the verge of death, then he died. However, by some miraculous miracle of miracles, the big man upstairs allowed him a second chance. "on one condition" said the big man upstairs, "i am granting you my power of bass playing insanity... you must join The Phonies... you must rock."
Show More
Genres:
Alternative, Indie
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