Phylum

In 1492, Columbus grinder blasted across the Grindlantic ocean to the united states of grind and PHYLUM arose from the blood and the ashes of the native-grinders who were weak and fell to the conquista-grinders. Present day (year of the grind): Veggie grinder's panties got twisted and blast beats were born from the pain and discomfort of the wedgie grind. The vibrations caused by veggie grinder's blast beats caused space grinder's fingers to grind the penile bone of a walrus into a 6 stringed shred-grinder. The grind born of space and veggie's torment awoke bud grinder from his 420420420 year slumber with a grinding roar. The combination of the three generated a grind so immense that the grind-earth and all of its grindlings were absorbed to produce the most powerful grind the universe of grind had ever experienced. Grindcore Onslaught.