Smiii

"This is Smii.
It might tell more about you
than it will about me."

Why are you reading this?
This is just another insignificant press text
from yet another rock band, ready to change
the world of music,
as usual.
You've heard this a thousand times before, so
do yourself a favor and stop reading.
You won't get anything out of it!
We are smi. We play dirtpop, because, let's
be honest, every local band needs to invent a
new subgenre.
Which is kind of sad, because the music is
actualy great.
So stop reading. Just go listen.