Soapbox Soliloquy

Born of the Dragon and clawing for one of their own, Soapbox Soliloquy is the paint on the walls coloring the inner corridors of Jasmine's mind as well as the swirling galaxy that is above the spanning rural grassy planes that is her heart. Through the use of highly intricate and nauseatingly advanced cloning technology from the planet Argelius II and magic learned from a royal flush of mystics, Jasmine is able to control the space time continuum for long enough to record a song or two once every lunar cycle. The tunes produced are the audible equivalent of glittery purple tie dyed confectioners fairydust sprinkled upon the top of your favorite cupcake; warm and moist from the oven, just like Mother used to make. The lady filled, psychedelic, fagcore, hooride your parents warned you not to take; meticulously crafted by the 5000 fingers of Dr. Tewilliker!