Vomitron

Vomitron began as a musical entity sometime in the early 1400's, and has been wandering the earth as electrostatic waves ever since. With the advent of the ENIAC, the first computer engineered in the early 50's, Vomitron had finally found a host system to dwell in. It was in fact the most undetectable, most perfect virus for any electronic transistor-based engine. Only until recently has it found a way to permeate the minds of metal fans through MP3 and CD audio so that it may reproduce and multiply via the music it may influence. Hence the children of Vomitron are born.

Vomitron is a collection of metal anthems that do not have lyrics, but are so incredibly profound that they actually transfer telepathic messages while you listen. Whereas with Judas Priest you had to get the record, play it backwards, and try to decipher the words, all ya do with these tunes is pop in the CD and your ritual sacrifice instructions will be psychokinetically transferred.

Originally, Vomitron was one of the ancient entities that made the earth available to host the human race. But unlike the other ancients, it had forged the first singular soul that thought for itself. Much like stocking a pond with fish, Vomitron played a vehicular role in populating the earth with those persons who are destructive to the construct, detrimental to the system, who feel that there are other ways than what is presented to them, who choose music (metal) as their voice. It is these people who will survive the final times and reconstruct the workings of the earth the way it should have been. Vomitron is simply a way to unite them.