Schwarzenator

The 5-headed musically-declined frankenstein-band know as SchwarZenatoR was conceived by founding forefathers JP Von Hitchburg (Venison), Jonathan Weed (Bryan Titus / The Fuxedos) and Shane Gibson (KORN / Jonathan Davis / stOrk) in the early 2000’s with a vision to create the ultimate Arno-Metal homage to all things Arnold Schwarzenegger. While many other girly-bands and girly-men have attempted to be the most Arnold, the evil geniuses behind SchwarZenatoR take their stupidity and their musicianship to the highest level. Von Hitchburg/Gibson/Weed wrote SchwarZenatoR material over the past 251 years before being good enough for production. That time came when SchwarZenatoR summoned the forces of Eloy Palacios (Venison) on the ze bass and now filling the “Best Drummer in the World” spot, is no other than skin-slayer Pete Pace (London After Midnight.) The band continues ALL POWAAHH even after the devastating loss of founder, Shane Gibson in 2014. Melding comedy, irony, a hyper-dose of parody and virtuosic musicianship; SchwarZenatoR manages to lampoon the California Governator better than another other act this side of the galaxy. Their musical offerings range from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s finest films ranging from “Kindergarten Cop”, “Total Recall” all the way to the “Terminator” franchise! SchwarZenatoR enjoys destroying their audiences down to their bare endoskeletons! SchwarZenatoR’s - Conan: The Barbarian is available NOOOWWWWW, and is slated for the new Arnold film, "The Legend of Conan." http://bit.ly/1M3WMAQ As well as the debut album “SchwarZenatoR” is out NOW on iTunes @ http://apple.co/1ztFRY2 and hard copy; featuring the outrageous artwork by JP Von Hitchburg and dialogue no one can read! http://bit.ly/1jVayKB www.schwarzenator.com