Guillotine Riot

Christa – Vocals. Christa has been singing and rioting since childhood and will be at it until she drops dead (hopefully on stage at age 85). Christa promises that she has never, ever really set fire to an ex’s house. Or any domestic structure, really. And she wouldn’t ever set fire to any domestic structure, no matter what the rotten motherfucker did. She promises. Alberto – Drums. He likes to hit stuff hard. He’s been hitting stuff hard (and hitting the hard stuff) since he was a teenager in Bogota, Colombia. He’s played in metal bands, industrial bands and now he breaks drumsticks and drum sets with us. We’ve never met anyone who’s loved drumming more than him so we’re keeping him (which means keeping him out of trouble). Keeping him out of trouble, it turns out, is harder than it seems. We’re not saying that it’s hard because he grew up around things like revolutionaries, guerillas and drug cartels. We’re not saying that as a young child he got so enamored with death metal that he’s actually in league with Satan. That’s now what we’re saying at all… John – Guitar. John’s from Southern California (maybe) and has been playing guitar since he was 12 (maybe). Formal jazz training led to playing in SoCal punk bands all over California (so he says). We learn something new and strange about John every day so we think he’s actually a government agent who just happens to be a great guitarist and friend (and we’re not saying that just because we’re trying to get on the government’s good side) Soft as a razor, sharp as a prayer. New Album "F#CK IT" produced by Steve Albini www.guillotineriot.net