Matt Danger

Now in East Hartford, Connecticut, Matt Danger Goorahoo was born on the historic day when Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris traveled back in time to engage his past self in unarmed combat. On this day, as we all know, many species went extinct from the sheer magnitude of destruction that tore apart the land. As Walker Texas Ranger and his past self battled, two roundhouse kicks were thrown, simultaneously - and such was the velocity of these kicks that when they met, one traveled back in time, tragically kicking Amelia Earhart's plane out of the sky; while the other was transported to the Cretaceous period, and struck the ground with such force that every creature within five hundred thousand square miles was immediately obliterated, the subsequent fallout killing off the rest. The lesser known effect of these two kicks meeting was the birth of Matthew Danger Goorahoo. He was found by a pride of lions in Africa, who were subsequently and brutally murdered by a sole wild White Tiger, who took pity on Matt, and raised him as his own. After various encounters with pirates, aliens,time-travel related paradoxes, and a one-armed metallurgist who taught Matt the ways of Metal, He wound up in East Hartford, Connecticut, and from then on, he began devoting his time to writing world changing music, slaying all enemies who dare stand against him, and everything in-between, including attending college to study biology and the secrets of the universe, training as an MMA fighter, neurophysiology and neuroscience, and kicking asses while taking names for future reference. That is his story thus far, and here, we join his journey to infamy