The FAPS

The Faps are a punk/rock 'n roll band from the Dallas/Ft. Worth Metroplex, formed in August of 2011. Started with the simple idea that making people laugh is better than preaching politics or religion/anti-religion. In the world of 24 hour news networks, government corruption, terrorism, and hate crimes The Faps are more concerned with laughter and entertainment to take the audience away from the brow beating of everyday life as a 21st century American. They released their first EP 'Touch Your-Self Titled' in September of 2012, a 6 song EP with stirring titles such as 'Attack of the 20 ft Titties' a play off the 1958 cult classic 'Attack of the 50 ft Woman'. 'Beer Barn' about running out of beer at a keg party and having to make a last minute run chanting "Follow me like my name is Moses, we gotta get to the Beer Barn before it closes." The Beer Barn happens to be a fixture in several of the band members home town of Denton, TX. Also 'Put 'Em Up' which is intended to be an old school mosh anthem in the vein of Black Flag. They released a live LP in August of 2013 'The Faps- Live in Denton TX!!' recorded at the famous Andy's Bar on August 2nd 2013. This album currently available only as a digital download has several more tracks such as 'Better Than You' an anti-love ballad in which the subject tells his girlfriend he's been cheating on her and "Baby she's better than you!" 'Rub-1-Out' is an ode to the old 1-900 sex hotlines that fell out of fashion with the rise of the internet. It even includes a climactic cover of the Regan Youth song "Degenerated". 'Choking On The Full Length' released in December of 2014, being their first full length studio album, is as hilarious and rocking as the previous releases. A 14 track album available almost everywhere, has a little taste of everything The Faps have to offer and then some. With songs like 'You Bitch' about love lost and the anger a rough breakup can cause, 'Beer Riot' about a night out at a bar gone awry, and lots more of interesting things in between that just about any lover of rock and roll/punk rock should enjoy. The newest release of 'Cat Smack Beaver' is The Faps first release with record label Gitmo Music LLC and keeps in line with their tradition of humor set to classic style punk rock music. Songs such as 'Sub-Conscious' their take on Dominatrix/Submissive experiences, 'Lake Cities Rocker' about growing up a punker with an attitude, and 'Get F*cked Up' a punk rock party anthem for the ages! With lots of live dates on the schedule, The Faps are a fun and jubilant show with their own brand of off color comedy and self deprecating humor rolled up into a pretty rockin' punk rock band. Denton Dallas Fort Worth area punk rock, proud fathers of knuckle babies, @gitmomusic artists. On iTunes Amazon GooglePlay Spotify Bandcamp CDBaby