Vulvathrone

A History of a Band So Utterly Perverse and Impious That The Very Mentioning of Its Name Sends Shudders of Inexpressible Trepidation and Disgust Down the Spine of Any Given Maiden Treading The Blessed Soil of the Minuscule Holy Enclave Known by the Name of Slovenia. The abominable idea of creating such a horrid creature was the gruesome emanation of somber broodings spawned in the profound obscurities of Hermanno’s and Temnovid’s blackened hearts, deriving its diabolical strength and vividness from sadomasochistic and scatological imagery of torture, incest and rape rooted deeply in their souls by the feverishly pursued studies of pornography and gore. The diabolical scheme was put into existence when yet another imp, Matko, joined their perverse ranks and thus it came to pass that with a tumultuous roar of dissonant atonality the heinous bastard child aforementioned was born. Temnovid’s fetishistic growls and scurrilous grunts, accompanied with disharmonious, vagina smashing chords of Hermanno’s heinous guitar, and Matko’s anal dilating and ripping battery blasts formed the core of the obscene whirlwind that swept swiftly across the land. Joined later by cacophonic necrophilous stanzas of Davor’s four-stringed fury the blasphemous formation now poisons the sterile morality of young virginal maidens, raping their tight pussies, filling their anuses with pungent sperm and adorning their bonny faces with reeking feces. Davor abandoned the perverted three and Andrej joined so the perversity could continoue. After thet Temnovid left the band and Andrej also found the love of his life in a HC band. Matko and Hermanno were impressed by Gradinski’s four-string and vocal madness so the wheals kept on turning till the early 2009 when Gradinski left and Ozy joined the Vulva-cult. With his vocals and bass he filled the emtyness missing in the band, but Vulva-cult wanted more, more and more, so as session vocal came Shadow and was on some furious gigs with the porn-gang. Shadow didn’t satisfied the need of Vulvathrone, but Jure did as he joined and recorded the second Album Passion Of Perversity. Vulvathrone now lives and breathe with Hermanno, Matko, Ozy and Jure and no woman can resist the porn-charm of the quartet. All you pussies out there, beware of the Vulva (s)crew team in on the march. ENJOY ;) fucking brutal death grind!!!