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Past

SEP
29
2016
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
AUG
17
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Rough Trade NYC
I Was There
AUG
02
2016
Queens, NY
The Footlight
I Was There
JUL
12
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Knitting Factory
I Was There
JUN
29
2016
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
MAY
16
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Palisades
I Was There
MAY
09
2016
Washington, DC
DC9
I Was There
MAY
08
2016
Richmond, VA
The Camel
I Was There
MAY
07
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Kung Fu Necktie
I Was There
MAY
06
2016
New York, NY
Mercury Lounge
I Was There
MAR
21
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Palisades
I Was There
MAR
09
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
FEB
05
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Pet Rescue
I Was There
JAN
09
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Rough Trade NYC
I Was There
AUG
21
2015
Brooklyn, NY
Rough Trade NYC
I Was There
JUL
31
2015
Brooklyn, NY
Cmon Everybody
I Was There
MAY
07
2015
Brooklyn, NY
Cameo Gallery
I Was There
NOV
25
2014
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
SEP
04
2014
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
AUG
01
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn Night Bazaar
I Was There
JUL
28
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
JUL
02
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Silent Barn
I Was There
MAY
30
2014
Philadelphia, PA
Ortlieb's
I Was There
MAY
29
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Glasslands Gallery
I Was There
MAY
27
2014
Allston, MA
Great Scott
I Was There
APR
23
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
APR
05
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
MAR
08
2014
Chicago, IL
Township
I Was There
MAR
06
2014
Cleveland, OH
Now That's Class
I Was There
MAR
05
2014
Rochester, NY
The Bug Jar
I Was There
JAN
24
2014
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
JAN
18
2014
Philadelphia, PA
El Bar
I Was There
JAN
17
2014
Washington, DC
The Dunes
I Was There
JAN
16
2014
Baltimore, MD
Holy Frijoles
I Was There
JAN
14
2014
Allston, MA
Great Scott
I Was There
JAN
02
2014
New York, NY
Mercury Lounge
I Was There
NOV
23
2013
Richmond, VA
Hardywood Brewery
I Was There
NOV
21
2013
Asheville, NC
The Lab
I Was There
NOV
19
2013
Raleigh, NC
Slims
I Was There
NOV
18
2013
Chapel Hill, NC
The Cave
I Was There
NOV
17
2013
Baltimore, MD
Club K
I Was There
NOV
15
2013
Philadelphia, PA
North Star Bar
I Was There
OCT
22
2013
Brooklyn, NY
Knitting Factory (RECORD RELEASE)
I Was There
OCT
19
2013
Brooklyn, NY
CMJ - Free Candy
I Was There
OCT
18
2013
Brooklyn, NY
CMJ - Union Pool
I Was There
OCT
17
2013
Brooklyn, NY
CMJ - The Paper Box
I Was There
SEP
25
2013
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
SEP
24
2013
New York, NY
The Studio at Webster Hall
I Was There
SEP
08
2013
Brooklyn, NY
Silent Barn
I Was There
AUG
27
2013
New York, NY
PIANOS
I Was There
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About The Can't Tells

The Can’t Tells are a gang of three from Brooklyn who's music has been described as "punky powerpop", though they aren't sure that's quite right. Their sound would thrive in the alternate reality where Elvis Costello was in Mission of Burma and they all played Spoon songs at twice the speed. It's brash but lyrical, efficient and melodic, and a little more Marquee Moon than Pet Sounds. They are music geeks looking for a line that cuts straight-enough through their varied influences. The band is comprised alphabetically of Mike DiSanto, Blaze McKenzie, and Jonathan Smith, who's long history began in 2006-era Boston. They became fast friends over a shared love of especially-weird microphones which they were soon putting to use on each others recordings. Finished with school, and having collectively amassed enough equipment to record a small nation, they found themselves on the road that would lead to an apartment in Bushwick with two bathrooms, and a band called The Can't Tells. Once firmly planted in New York, they set about becoming maybe the loudest and definitely the sweatiest non-noise band in the city. Their live performances offer the simple pleasure of watching three people play with force and precision and nearly to the point of collapse. The sets are concise, typically only punctuated by moments where DiSanto and McKenzie trade instruments and mutter barely audible hosannas. The band members themselves are frenetic in a punk rock sort of way, having been known to suffer minor physical injuries, but injuries nonetheless. Last year, after shows all over the Northeast, and a Midwest tour that included sets at SXSW, the Can’t Tells endeavored to create the next great American DIY record. The resulting full length, No Television, was released October 2014. Voted your favorite band's favorite band
Show More
Genres:
Not So Sure
Band Members:
Michael DiSanto - Bass, Jonathan Smith - Drums, Blaze McKenzie - Guitar
Hometown:
Brooklyn, New York

No upcoming shows
Send a request to The Can't Tells to play in your city
Request a Show

concerts and tour dates

Past

SEP
29
2016
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
AUG
17
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Rough Trade NYC
I Was There
AUG
02
2016
Queens, NY
The Footlight
I Was There
JUL
12
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Knitting Factory
I Was There
JUN
29
2016
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
MAY
16
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Palisades
I Was There
MAY
09
2016
Washington, DC
DC9
I Was There
MAY
08
2016
Richmond, VA
The Camel
I Was There
MAY
07
2016
Philadelphia, PA
Kung Fu Necktie
I Was There
MAY
06
2016
New York, NY
Mercury Lounge
I Was There
MAR
21
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Palisades
I Was There
MAR
09
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
FEB
05
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Pet Rescue
I Was There
JAN
09
2016
Brooklyn, NY
Rough Trade NYC
I Was There
AUG
21
2015
Brooklyn, NY
Rough Trade NYC
I Was There
JUL
31
2015
Brooklyn, NY
Cmon Everybody
I Was There
MAY
07
2015
Brooklyn, NY
Cameo Gallery
I Was There
NOV
25
2014
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
SEP
04
2014
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
AUG
01
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn Night Bazaar
I Was There
JUL
28
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
JUL
02
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Silent Barn
I Was There
MAY
30
2014
Philadelphia, PA
Ortlieb's
I Was There
MAY
29
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Glasslands Gallery
I Was There
MAY
27
2014
Allston, MA
Great Scott
I Was There
APR
23
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
APR
05
2014
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
MAR
08
2014
Chicago, IL
Township
I Was There
MAR
06
2014
Cleveland, OH
Now That's Class
I Was There
MAR
05
2014
Rochester, NY
The Bug Jar
I Was There
JAN
24
2014
New York, NY
Pianos NYC
I Was There
JAN
18
2014
Philadelphia, PA
El Bar
I Was There
JAN
17
2014
Washington, DC
The Dunes
I Was There
JAN
16
2014
Baltimore, MD
Holy Frijoles
I Was There
JAN
14
2014
Allston, MA
Great Scott
I Was There
JAN
02
2014
New York, NY
Mercury Lounge
I Was There
NOV
23
2013
Richmond, VA
Hardywood Brewery
I Was There
NOV
21
2013
Asheville, NC
The Lab
I Was There
NOV
19
2013
Raleigh, NC
Slims
I Was There
NOV
18
2013
Chapel Hill, NC
The Cave
I Was There
NOV
17
2013
Baltimore, MD
Club K
I Was There
NOV
15
2013
Philadelphia, PA
North Star Bar
I Was There
OCT
22
2013
Brooklyn, NY
Knitting Factory (RECORD RELEASE)
I Was There
OCT
19
2013
Brooklyn, NY
CMJ - Free Candy
I Was There
OCT
18
2013
Brooklyn, NY
CMJ - Union Pool
I Was There
OCT
17
2013
Brooklyn, NY
CMJ - The Paper Box
I Was There
SEP
25
2013
Brooklyn, NY
Shea Stadium
I Was There
SEP
24
2013
New York, NY
The Studio at Webster Hall
I Was There
SEP
08
2013
Brooklyn, NY
Silent Barn
I Was There
AUG
27
2013
New York, NY
PIANOS
I Was There
Show More Dates

About The Can't Tells

The Can’t Tells are a gang of three from Brooklyn who's music has been described as "punky powerpop", though they aren't sure that's quite right. Their sound would thrive in the alternate reality where Elvis Costello was in Mission of Burma and they all played Spoon songs at twice the speed. It's brash but lyrical, efficient and melodic, and a little more Marquee Moon than Pet Sounds. They are music geeks looking for a line that cuts straight-enough through their varied influences. The band is comprised alphabetically of Mike DiSanto, Blaze McKenzie, and Jonathan Smith, who's long history began in 2006-era Boston. They became fast friends over a shared love of especially-weird microphones which they were soon putting to use on each others recordings. Finished with school, and having collectively amassed enough equipment to record a small nation, they found themselves on the road that would lead to an apartment in Bushwick with two bathrooms, and a band called The Can't Tells. Once firmly planted in New York, they set about becoming maybe the loudest and definitely the sweatiest non-noise band in the city. Their live performances offer the simple pleasure of watching three people play with force and precision and nearly to the point of collapse. The sets are concise, typically only punctuated by moments where DiSanto and McKenzie trade instruments and mutter barely audible hosannas. The band members themselves are frenetic in a punk rock sort of way, having been known to suffer minor physical injuries, but injuries nonetheless. Last year, after shows all over the Northeast, and a Midwest tour that included sets at SXSW, the Can’t Tells endeavored to create the next great American DIY record. The resulting full length, No Television, was released October 2014. Voted your favorite band's favorite band
Show More
Genres:
Not So Sure
Band Members:
Michael DiSanto - Bass, Jonathan Smith - Drums, Blaze McKenzie - Guitar
Hometown:
Brooklyn, New York

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