AFTM

AFTM:
Forrest “Offsides Blitz” Whitlark
Position: Team Mascot
Height: 6’ 0”
Weight: 188 lbs.
Hometown: The Red Zone
40 Yard Dash Time: Please refer to https://www.hudl.com/profile/1248370/Forrest-Whitlark
Fun Fact: Has the complete series of Gunsmoke on DVD.

Kelly “The Wizard” Bouchillon
Position: HR department for the band
Height: 1 Fathom
Weight: 180 lbs.
Hometown: The 9-1-deuce
40 Yard Dash Time: Faster than Forrest
Fun Fact: Is Diamond 3, Division 3 in Rocket League.

John “Lightning Fingers” Cherry
Position: Fun Ensurer
Height: Varies with temperature
Weight: 800 Newtons
Hometown: Bootsy Collins’s Space Ship
40 Yard Dash Time: 40 seconds
Fun Fact: Is scared of the sun and drinks SPF 70 sunscreen.

Cam “Wam Bam” Corsino
Position: A wave pool
Height: 190 lbs
Weight: 6' 0"
Hometown: McDonough, GA
40 Yard Dash Time: 4.6 seconds
Fun Fact: Listens to a lot of classical music.

John “Die Hard” MacLane
Position: Public Relations
Height: ‘Bout sebum
Weight: 155lbs
Hometown: Atlanta (ITP)
40 Yard Dash Time: Faster than you
Fun Fact: Once acted in a Pamper’s baby commercial.

Will “DJ Kill Will” MacLane
Position: Resident DJ/Hype Man
Height: 6’ 1”
Weight: 150
Hometown: Atlanta (ITP)
40 Yard Dash Time: 140 BPM
Fun Fact: Follow @killwill_music on Soundcloud.