Yetti Calzone

Enter the Calzone….. A munted love song from a Pez group of kids dipped in drunk folk Reggae. Begin a journey into a limitless universe of entertainment. Experience the enchanted world of young peasant’s imaginations and behold the remarkable adventure that unfolds before your eyes. After meeting in the pokie room at Boyles and getting a quick coffee at Hunters, Yetti was created between members of Sydney bands ‘The Kava Kings’ and ‘Swamp to Sahara’. “The sex was so good we had to write a song about it” Alixx From humble peasant beginnings, Yetti Calzone are quickly rising to become Pez lords of whatever genre it is they can be classified into. The band has been asked to play at the Rabbits Eat Lettuce Festival in Byron Bay, playing live radio sessions within the Illawarra and abc, touring extensively worldwide (within the shire) and building friendships that will last a lifetime and not learning from their mistakes. “We don’t need drugs because we are high on self esteem” Mad Dog Mitch Introducing the Pez lords themselves: When space cadets left for mars, they forgot Alex, so flying around in 50s style cars and having more swag than a fake Balinese Rolex, a guitar and giant heavy ass pedal board was the only way to send a message to the galaxy. -Alex It was only when tom, born in an op shop, realised that the only way to dress, was a mixture of vintage and pez "pezintage". If the queen came, his trumpet would be heard heralding in the far distance, with a vb in his hand -Tom And if you thought Afro Jesus could drum, wait till you see the man on stix with all the trix, eating six wheat bix listening to dixie chix. -James No idea why they call him mad dog, he's a ginger in denial, who plays the least sexiest instrument in the realm. But sit 5min with him and he'll make you wet yourself, whether it's for pleasure or pain -Mitch If this heartthrob was an instrument, he'd be a funky red and white 80s keytar with more Wah than Jimmy at Woodstock. The moog, the man, the synth lord Chras" -Chris These 5 super pez stars are duct taped together by fate, ready to turn heads (no matter how many heads you got, we ain't prejudice) by laying down some tunes you can't play with spoons and be your alternative to power rangers. They're ready to show the universe what they got. This is one Yetti you will spot in the woods The band have been in deep thought and discussion over recording a hit single and have decided it will be a hit. Keep your eyes on the Calzone! Yetti Calzone is a munted love song from a pez group of kids dipped in drunk folk reggae yetticalzone@gmail.com