DFL

Dead Fucking Last

Thus we go bravely onward.



To put you in the picture - as Elvis Costello once said in a rare flash of wit - DEAD FUCKING LAST is the name applied with astute euphonic accuracy to the four man unit, which was consciously created, deliberately disciplined, and beyond doubt was bound to things for which mortals have, since two wood clubs and a monkey skin bought one stone axehead, been engaged in a ceaseless, relentless quest. 

As I never try to better quotes from Scottish geniuses, here, abruptly, is where the introduction ends.