Ralph Cola

Ralph Cola in a sense was formed at the ultimate start-point of everything, whatever that may be. The deterministic nature of the universe means that it was always destined to take form and produce it’s half-hearted blend of jazz, funk, and indie-pop. What does it mean to be mortal? Ralph Cola, whilst coming to grips with this question, provides no answer. Why should I bother getting up in the morning? You’re asking the wrong person. Read a book. Trying to enjoy the weather