The Legion of Liquor
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Entertaining Winnipeg since the spring of 2010, The Legion of Liquor is a classic/power metal band featuring a party theme like no other and an 8-man choir. LYRICS: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- HATERS OF SOBRIETY Lovers of beer and wine, gin and juice, cola with rye Lovers of tequila shots or as margaritas We reserve hate for just one thing So grab a glass, pour us a drink Double it up, spike it with love And remember that we are the... Haters, haters, haters of sobriety, haters of sobriety Lovers of vodka sprite, rum and coke, milk paralyzed Lovers of all distilled beverages, call that a pledge! ------------------------------------------------------------------ BOTTLES OR CANS? I know what to drink, I know what to get But what holds the beer is where I’m perplexed Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh, What should encase this gold? Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh, I do not know Should I choose bottles or cans? I cannot make this plan Bottles or cans? My mind is at wit’s end Bottles or cans? My mind is not made up Bottles or cans? A mental cluster-fuck I know what it is that I must consume What houses the beer is where I’m confused ---------------------------------------------------------------- THE JAG GAG The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The deer, the cross, the drink of Gods May burn, may sting, but gag – sure thing Woah Ohh – The feeling grows inside Woah Ohh – The shots have been poured Oh Noo – I swallow the ounce and The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! ----------------------------------------- WARRIORS OF WINE Warriors of wine – the legends of time We will get better as we live and die Keeping it tight like grapes on the vine Sticking together and with it we dine Getting stronger as we go, Red and White is all we know Glorious Warriors, We only get better with time Glorious Warriors, We are the Warriors of Wine Warriors of wine – we drink to the night Crushing and stomping the grapes in your tights Winning the fight and drinking tonight These are the best fucking years of our lives -------------------------------------------------- SHOT-GUNNING Oh we’re shot-gunning x4 Oh we’re beer-bonging x4 Oh we’re shot-gunning, gunning tonight Keys in our pockets making it right Holes in our beer-can making it flow Gonna get wasted – get wasted you know Oh we’re beer bonging, bonging tonight Watch as this liquid goes for a ride Through this here funnel then through the pipe Into our bodies – Beer bonging tonight -------------------------------------------------------- HEAVENLY HOPS The year’s 2080, we live in dire need What made us who we are has vanished from existence We’ve travelled far and wide, with no results or finds The corners of the earth offer us no fruition Heavenly hops – for you we long Once so abundant and now you are gone Heavenly Hops – RETURN! Without the bitterness, this beer just tastes like shit We travel through the land searching for this ingredient Sadder times lay ahead, darker days have been met This is an ode to what once made our beer delicious Awesome metal songs about kicking ass and getting drunk.
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Genres:
Metal
Band Members:
Juice, Jordan, Thor, Nathan, Team Steve, Terry, White Dawg, Matilda, Garry
Hometown:
Winnipeg, Canada
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About The Legion of Liquor
Entertaining Winnipeg since the spring of 2010, The Legion of Liquor is a classic/power metal band featuring a party theme like no other and an 8-man choir. LYRICS: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- HATERS OF SOBRIETY Lovers of beer and wine, gin and juice, cola with rye Lovers of tequila shots or as margaritas We reserve hate for just one thing So grab a glass, pour us a drink Double it up, spike it with love And remember that we are the... Haters, haters, haters of sobriety, haters of sobriety Lovers of vodka sprite, rum and coke, milk paralyzed Lovers of all distilled beverages, call that a pledge! ------------------------------------------------------------------ BOTTLES OR CANS? I know what to drink, I know what to get But what holds the beer is where I’m perplexed Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh, What should encase this gold? Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh, I do not know Should I choose bottles or cans? I cannot make this plan Bottles or cans? My mind is at wit’s end Bottles or cans? My mind is not made up Bottles or cans? A mental cluster-fuck I know what it is that I must consume What houses the beer is where I’m confused ---------------------------------------------------------------- THE JAG GAG The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The deer, the cross, the drink of Gods May burn, may sting, but gag – sure thing Woah Ohh – The feeling grows inside Woah Ohh – The shots have been poured Oh Noo – I swallow the ounce and The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! The Jag gag! ----------------------------------------- WARRIORS OF WINE Warriors of wine – the legends of time We will get better as we live and die Keeping it tight like grapes on the vine Sticking together and with it we dine Getting stronger as we go, Red and White is all we know Glorious Warriors, We only get better with time Glorious Warriors, We are the Warriors of Wine Warriors of wine – we drink to the night Crushing and stomping the grapes in your tights Winning the fight and drinking tonight These are the best fucking years of our lives -------------------------------------------------- SHOT-GUNNING Oh we’re shot-gunning x4 Oh we’re beer-bonging x4 Oh we’re shot-gunning, gunning tonight Keys in our pockets making it right Holes in our beer-can making it flow Gonna get wasted – get wasted you know Oh we’re beer bonging, bonging tonight Watch as this liquid goes for a ride Through this here funnel then through the pipe Into our bodies – Beer bonging tonight -------------------------------------------------------- HEAVENLY HOPS The year’s 2080, we live in dire need What made us who we are has vanished from existence We’ve travelled far and wide, with no results or finds The corners of the earth offer us no fruition Heavenly hops – for you we long Once so abundant and now you are gone Heavenly Hops – RETURN! Without the bitterness, this beer just tastes like shit We travel through the land searching for this ingredient Sadder times lay ahead, darker days have been met This is an ode to what once made our beer delicious Awesome metal songs about kicking ass and getting drunk.
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Genres:
Metal
Band Members:
Juice, Jordan, Thor, Nathan, Team Steve, Terry, White Dawg, Matilda, Garry
Hometown:
Winnipeg, Canada
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