The Garage Flowers

The Story of The Flowers (so far): On one hot summer's day in 2014, Dill and I were smoking some billys in an abandoned garden shed, keeping the peace and listening to bangers. "I really wish we had two more friends so we could make a band Lou" said Dill. "I know Dill, I know" I said. Dill flicked the stingy roger, which landed in a broken plant pot, and we left the shed to go and play frisbee in the orange sunshine. (2 weeks later) Dill and I returned to shed to try and find my wallet. ffs, I've only gone and lost it again. But to our surprise, we found two underdeveloped flower people. "We should probably water them" said Dill. "I know Dill, I know" I said. Over the next month we fed the mutated flowers horse shit, Irn-Bru and good old 60s psychedelia and they grew into well respected musicians. We thought a fitting name for the band would be 'One Direction', as flowers grow in one direction towards the sun. This name however got taken by some turkeys, so we settled for 'The Garage Flowers'.